I just wanna keep the url

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

(via im-so-fucking-funny)

thesickestjokes:

Row, row, row your boat,
Underneath the stream,
Haha, fooled you all,
I’m a submarine.

(via frankslacepanties)

lampsarepeopletoo:

do you ever get into a weird mood where you just cant stop saying weird stuff that makes no sense and you can see it happening and you try to stop but you just cant

deduction019:

worship-the-emenator-because-she:

demeler:

unslain:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

ThIS mAkES ME SO MAD

Makes me MAD.

(via pizza)

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

she doesn’t get it

(via dark-peppermint)